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Hendrix

For the past year (Hendrix is 2yrs old) Hendrix has been growing his skills in Toddler Terriblism. Hendrix believes in his mission to help all toddlers MAXIMIZE their potential and use Toddler Terriblism to take over the world. Starting with taking control of their households. Hendrix and the other MC reps are currently teaching courses in Toddler Terriblism.

Hendrix - Monster Crew Chief of Operations

Holiday

Holiday's portion of the Toddler Terriblism training course is to teach toddlers how to use their voices to not only grab the attention of their parents but every adult in hearing range. Holiday believes their is a beautiful artwork behind a perfect tantrum. It's not just kicking and screaming. She teaches pitch, tone and volume.

Holiday - Monster Crew Communications Expert

Haven

In our Toddler Terriblism training course Haven teaches toddlers how maneuver around the house causing destruction and raising the fear alarm in parents without actually hurting yourself. Haven is our gender neutral Monster. Haven's most popular training is teaching toddlers how to... well, its a secret.. just know the whole crew is taking the course.

Haven - Monster Crew Chief of Activity